Sunday, December 24, 2006

12 Days of HM's Christmas

I am a bit busy tonight. So I am going to serenade you with
my 12 Days of Christmas. Sing along with me...

On the 12th day of Christmas, my keyword searchers gave
to me:

12 girls gaping buttholes
11 no panties dinners
10 kid's g strings
9 megaboobs on my hand
8 Coal Miner's Daughter worksheets
7 used bulletproof vests
6 seahag T-shirts
NO uni boooob!
4 cell phone commercial butt touchers
3 hagatha prosthetics
2 redmarks after electrolysis
And a hill-billy Christ-mas po-em

Thank you. Thank you very much.
I have now left the building.


LanternLight said...

What, you can get a job as a butt toucher????

Wow, only in America...

Anonymous said...


Merry Christmas!

Hillbilly Mom said...

That's one job I have not applied for yet. I didn't figure it would look too good in the teaching profession.

I must give props to my searchers, as they provide the fodder for this kind of nonsense.