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Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Read Some Stories
The stories are up for this week's writing contest. Go read. Give someone a vote. I command you. Thanks to you new people who are playing along, we have ELEVEN stories this week. It's a new record, by cracky!
Lantern, Don't get your hopes up. I gave a 2-for-one deal. Because HM is all about the bargains.
I haven't tried to vote yet. Mabel told me it was working last night.
Lantern2, You really need to watch it with that foot stuff. I do not like feet. The only feet I can tolerate are baby's feet, less than 1 year old. It is quite unsanitary to put your foot in your mouth. I put a dog's snout in my mouth one time. Actually, the dog did it for me, when I was least expecting it. I spit for about an hour. Because I saw where that dog had her nose just before she frenched me. It was where the sun don't shine on our other dog. There we go again, equating the French with all things unpleasant.
I don't remember asking Mabel if she watches Numbers. If I remember correctly, it is on here Fridays at 9:00 p.m. Normally, that is too late for Mabel. But with it being on a Friday, perhaps she stays up to watch. I will have to check into that.
3 comments:
"Worlds shortest HM post - news at 8:11pm"
Dang! That Sparklit vote thingy isn't working so I can't submit my vote.
I've just realised, "Open mouth, insert foot" :-)
Apologies...
BTW, Does Mabel like "Numbers", being a maths whiz and all?
Lantern,
Don't get your hopes up. I gave a 2-for-one deal. Because HM is all about the bargains.
I haven't tried to vote yet. Mabel told me it was working last night.
Lantern2,
You really need to watch it with that foot stuff. I do not like feet. The only feet I can tolerate are baby's feet, less than 1 year old. It is quite unsanitary to put your foot in your mouth. I put a dog's snout in my mouth one time. Actually, the dog did it for me, when I was least expecting it. I spit for about an hour. Because I saw where that dog had her nose just before she frenched me. It was where the sun don't shine on our other dog. There we go again, equating the French with all things unpleasant.
I don't remember asking Mabel if she watches Numbers. If I remember correctly, it is on here Fridays at 9:00 p.m. Normally, that is too late for Mabel. But with it being on a Friday, perhaps she stays up to watch. I will have to check into that.
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