All You Gotta Do Is Ask

(OOPS! Lost the photo)

Here's what those little crawdads looked like. Only ours were covered with mud, because they stirred up the creek bottom fighting over a worm. Cazzie asked for a picture, and that was an easy wish to grant.

Some other things people have been asking for in my stats are not so easy to answer. But I'll try.

where did the jetsons live? I just happen to know this, because my Trivia team missed it one time. They are proud residents of Orbit City. Not Space City. That is just wrong. Shame on us.

is a hollow bic pen ever used to smoke crystal meth? I suppose it is. I do not have first-hand experience, but it seems like I saw it once on Intervention. That is where you should go for all your drug paraphenalia needs. I saw a dude smoke crack off a piece of tinfoil, too. Or perhaps is was black tar heroin. I really don't know my drugs very well, for someone who watches them on TV every week. For bonus points, I will throw in that those little glass flower tubey thingies at convenience stores are made for the crack-smoking crowd. Who knew? I just thought there were some very thoughtful men shopping at convenience stores for flowers for their girlfriends.

a fool and his money are soon parted--meaning...give me your money, fool! Now do you understand?

what movie did gretchen wilson watch and announce she will eat at mcdonald restaurant? I don't know, though I'm guessing maybe that Supersize Me movie, since it deals with McDonalds grub. Not to be hatin' on Ms. Gretchen Wilson, our Redneck Woman, but it appears that she was...how you say...mighty familiar with McDonalds before she watched some movie. Just sayin'...

can you spare a square seinfeld? I think he can. Jerry is Even Steven. He'll get another square later, when he needs one. Elaine is the one who's going to give you problems. Offer to buy her a big salad, and make sure you don't call her 'Nip'.

who sang slip into my faith until iambored you never return my call? I never heard this song, but it doesn't sound like a very good one to me. No wonder you don't know who sang it. It's a stinker.

for prepositons, do you fall in or into the water? Stay out of the water. You'll catch your death of cold.

how much vodka per nip? Perhaps you should ask Elaine. I hear her boyfriend is on the wagon. Or is he OFF the wagon? Just don't let Jerry hold his drink.

julie andrews autiobiography released ? I didn't even know it had been arrested.

what does riflmao mean? This one is known only by Redneck Diva and moi. That is what we say around our parts. It means Rolling IN the Floor Laughing My A$$ Off. Because we lay IN the floor, and our kids play IN the road. That's how we roll.
how to describe the smell of a old mansion? Hold your nose, and shout, "Christ, did a cow sh*t in here?" And if you can tell me what old movie that came from, you're as warped as Mrs. Hillbilly Mom. Again, my money is on StewedHamm.


That's all I've got tonight. It's getting kind of late, as Mabel will be sure to tell me tomorrow.