tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31782548.post115966787845352683..comments2023-04-05T09:23:38.928-05:00Comments on Hillbilly Mansion Two: HM Attracts Another LoonyHillbilly Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18067833789262242514noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31782548.post-1160008354617131942006-10-04T19:32:00.000-05:002006-10-04T19:32:00.000-05:00Diva,Don't you hate it when that happens?Diva,<BR/>Don't you hate it when that happens?Hillbilly Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18067833789262242514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31782548.post-1159968095425407392006-10-04T08:21:00.000-05:002006-10-04T08:21:00.000-05:00"I have the sh*ts! Stay back!"Omg, that one made m...<I>"I have the sh*ts! Stay back!"</I><BR/><BR/>Omg, that one made me laugh out loud! But, I bet it'd make even the most persistent loony hightail it out of your personal space. <BR/><BR/>I attract them, too. Except usually they end up being "friends" and I don't discover they're loonies until I've already had them over to my home for dinner or something.Redneck Divahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13506685036989431733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31782548.post-1159836821975300022006-10-02T19:53:00.000-05:002006-10-02T19:53:00.000-05:00Chick,I actually wasn't paying attention. I just s...Chick,<BR/>I actually wasn't paying attention. I just saw him out of the corner of my eye, and assumed he was a Wal*Mart cart-return person. That'll learn me to ASSume, I suppose.<BR/><BR/>I haven't seen the meth billboard, but we have a picture outside the nurse's office of a skanky woman who was right purty before she became meth's rough mistress.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Cazzie,<BR/>I certainly hope the old biddy doesn't also show you her feet. Because I hear you are none too fond of the man-hooves.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Miss Ann,<BR/>I'm always suspicious of people who are too familiar. WHEN I'm paying attention. I now know not to walk over to a strange man in a car who slows down to ask if I know the time. Because I've "seen some things I didn't need to see", as my beloved Ozark Mountain Darevils sing.Hillbilly Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18067833789262242514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31782548.post-1159808415451232232006-10-02T12:00:00.000-05:002006-10-02T12:00:00.000-05:00Those things happen to me on occasion too. Just y...Those things happen to me on occasion too. Just yesterday at the Pa Con festival, an old guy came and stood real close to me in the homemade ice cream line and started telling me stories about the customers at the store where he works. <BR/><BR/>Every time a stranger gets creepy or invades my personal space, I check to make sure my money and everything is still where I left it, just in case. I caught a guy with his hand in my coat pocket one time on Beale Street. There was nothing in it for him to steal except a pack of cigarettes, but it was an eye opener.Mommy Needs a Xanaxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01807707012305893563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31782548.post-1159788880985030722006-10-02T06:34:00.000-05:002006-10-02T06:34:00.000-05:00Hell yeah, I too am surprised it was handed in, it...Hell yeah, I too am surprised it was handed in, it has restored my faith in humanity..that is until some old biddy cuts me off on the road again without using indicators and THEN, THEN they toot their horn at ME!!! Yep, it is all about me then, LOLCazzie!!!https://www.blogger.com/profile/13856029137337148466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31782548.post-1159759218502860702006-10-01T22:20:00.000-05:002006-10-01T22:20:00.000-05:00Yea, that would have creeped me out too. I don't t...Yea, that would have creeped me out too. I don't think I would have even let him help me with the cart. I get bitchy when strangers try to help me. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn't. Glad you're okay. Oh yea, and people do get a certain look when they do the meth, don't they? Have you ever seen that billboard that has the picture of a person who has done meth? Ewww.<BR/><BR/>http://www.danno.org/blogsChickadeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05014499736486393658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31782548.post-1159733986726232442006-10-01T15:19:00.000-05:002006-10-01T15:19:00.000-05:00Lantern,I suppose the 'milf' theory is based on th...Lantern,<BR/>I suppose the 'milf' theory is based on the assumption that beauty is in eye of the...umm...'f'er.<BR/><BR/>Flattery will get you everywhere, Lantern. As my mother says OH SO TACTFULLY when she sees a bad haircut: "Don't worry honey. It will grow."<BR/><BR/>If I AM a Loony Magnet, that means that I, myself, am not a Loony. Because like forces repel each other, as any good ex-science-teacher knows.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Cazzie,<BR/>I'm surprised that your cell phone was turned in. The opinion of the kids I work with everyday is: Finders Keepers! I left mine on the nightstand, where I NEVER put it. It's usually on the back of the couch, and I see it and shove it in my purse. We only have reception in certain parts of the Mansion. We are the poster family for "Can you hear me now?"<BR/><BR/>Yes. Pheromones. Like animal attraction. Who knew I emit such strong signals! But then again, it could be me just assuming that everything is ALL ABOUT ME, and those people had no interest in me at all.Hillbilly Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18067833789262242514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31782548.post-1159688547981276422006-10-01T02:42:00.000-05:002006-10-01T02:42:00.000-05:00I lost my cell phone in a crowd of people at the G...I lost my cell phone in a crowd of people at the Grandfinal PArade in Melbourne...I called it from a BOOST JUICE bar and a police woman answered it..thank goodness someone handed it in...it wasn't the phone I worried about, yet I have so mnay pictures in it of the kids and stuff that I was upset to have lost it. I am going to download them all tomorrow onto a disc ...Phew.<BR/> Oh, pheromones...y'all mean them ones that make people all randy? Or even Randy randy? LOLCazzie!!!https://www.blogger.com/profile/13856029137337148466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31782548.post-1159684928516239772006-10-01T01:42:00.000-05:002006-10-01T01:42:00.000-05:00My lovely lady-mullet has now been fashioned into ...<I>My lovely lady-mullet has now been fashioned into a Prince Valiant do.</I><BR/><BR/>Well there goes the milf theory then...<BR/><BR/><I>I must be a Loony magnet.</I><BR/><BR/>Oh surely not, oh SO PRETTY one :-)LanternLighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13752310519559752471noreply@blogger.com